My friends. I am so sorry for the delay in posts, it’s too long of a story to waste time on here, so let’s cut the fat and get to the good stuff. I have made my return to tell you the story of how I inadvertently wound up at a sex toy party. Let’s… Continue reading Sex Toy Parties
Online Dating
It's entirely possible that I'll never top this post, and I say that only because this was THE sequence of events where I realized that my life in fact was a bit of a shitshow. And I of course mean that in the nicest way possible. But to the best of my knowledge (I'm sure… Continue reading Online Dating
The Master Cleanse
There are some that thought this post was too provocative. And by provocative I of course mean borderline undignified. Fortunately for all of you, I was not one of those people. I debated being real, but frankly the public needs to know that as Betty Davis said, this cleanse is no place for sissies. And… Continue reading The Master Cleanse
Diesel Fuel
This story so intrigued me I eventually wrote a script about it. But to be totally honest, as a testament to the ridiculousness of the original event, I wasn't able to make the story funnier in fiction. So what I am about to tell you is how I managed to take a routine trip from… Continue reading Diesel Fuel
Giving Blood
Alright, so as I sit here trying to work on my thesis some more but obviously distracted, I figured now is as good a time as any to provide my first legitimate blog post. The question is, what to do. What to do, indeed. After some thinking, I thought it would be a good idea… Continue reading Giving Blood
This Blog
Alright friends. So as this is the week that I'm hammering out the thesis I need so as to not fail out of (dare I say succeed in?) grad school, this post is going to be somewhat limited. But perhaps you're asking yourself "What is this blog?" or "Why should I read this, she's just… Continue reading This Blog
Ingrid 